Dammit Luke, why do you rush every fucking round!? Rarely does ‘leading the rush’ pay off. Half the time your team doesn’t come with you - Or worse, they wait until you take out 1 or 2 enemies before they consider making a movie. And, even if you do manage to get a kill while rushing, the victory is short lived as 99% of the time you will be gunned down by one of the 12 machine gun wielding CT assholes waiting for you at spawn. What are you rushing for anyways? You’re in a hurry to meet up with a bunch of guys with guns who want your blood? Don’t agree with me? Refer to the following screenshots where you clearly see the common side effects of rushing:

“The only reason I’m bad at rushing is because everyone else is a pussy” -Action Luke

In other news, check this shit out! I’m the best glock-gangsta on the block, ya’ll. (click to phatten)

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Behold! The re-launch of the ECP and E-Team in an all new, combined powers, allied forces, Ando-hating form. While you are out getting herpes from sketchy uglies and pretending to skate, we’re out shredding and fucking your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Montage coming soon! Maybe. Anyone have a camera we can borrow? (Starting lineup from left: James, Luke, Brock, Ben Smith, Dustin, Kris, Ben Edmunds)

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I just wanted to point out that as a morning person, I see a lot of kids & parents out between 8-9 a.m. at the Commons skatepark. Today was a particularly slow day, as there were only two kids and one parent running/scootering/crawling/rollerblading/biking around the place- But the open space and quiet setting did not prevent these kids from almost killing themselves on two separate occasions (at least, from what I counted). Read the rest of this entry »